((ALL OF MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.)) Do you two ever do each others hair or nails? :0

((AAAAAH!))

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WOW F3F3R1 TH1S SM3LLS GR34T!

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And t)(is looks… Um…

DO YOU L1K3 1T?

…I didn’t t)(ink you could screw up T)(IS badly wit)(out doing it on PORPOIS—-E!

N41LS 4R3 SM4LL 4ND H4RD TO SM3LL 4CCUR4T3LY! 4R3 YOU M4K1NG FUN OF MY H4ND1C4P F3F3R1? 1 4M 4SH4M3D OF YOU!

…Look, next time I do nails, you do )(air.

F1N

How many licks does it take to END SOCIAL INEQUALITY?
Anonymous

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1 ST1LL H4V3 SO MUCH L3FT TO GO 4ND MY TONGU3 1S COMPL3T3LY DR13D OUT >:[

TH3R3 H4S GOT TO B3 4 B3TT3R W4Y TO DO TH1S

L1K3 M4YB3

CORPOR4L PUN1SHM3NT? >:]

motivationstuck:

(I’m submitting because it’s too long for an ask—- sorry)

I’m 18, and overweight. I’ve been overweight as long as I can remember, and hell, I started worrying about it in fucking kindergarten, because some boy i had a crush on told me I was “too fat to be a princess” in the class play. I’ve done everything i can think of to loose weight, and its not like i eat alot! I’ve virtually stopped eating, except when my family forces me to eat dinner with them. My doctors have all bitched at me about it, and my family isn’t much help. My mother is about the same size as me, but doesn’t really offer much support on the matter. However, she has asked me if I’d like her to look into getting surgery (such as the lap band) and I just… I dunno what to do. I want so desperately to change the way I look, to feel a little more normal, but I’m also terrified…. 

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HUMANS.

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP BECAUSE I’M GOING TO DROP SOME HARD SCIENCE ON YOU. ERIDAN WOULD BE FUCKING PROUD BECAUSE I’VE DONE MY GODDAMN RESEARCH HERE.

IN HUMANS THERE ARE THREE MAJOR BODY TYPES: ECTOMORPHIC, MESOMORPHIC AND ENDOMORPHIC.

THE SIMPLEST DEFINITION OF THESE IS THAT ECTOMORPHIC PEOPLE DO NOT EASILY GAIN MUSCLE OR FAT, MESOMORPHIC PEOPLE ARE GOOD  AT BUILDING MUSCLE AND ENDOMORPHIC PEOPLE ARE GOOD AT BUILDING MUSCLE AND ALSO FAT. OBVIOUSLY THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO FALL BETWEEN CATEGORIES, BUT THESE ARE THE STANDARD ONES.

THIS IS BASIC. HUMAN. BIOLOGY.

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKALL WRONG WITH FALLING INTO ANY OF THESE CATEGORIES, AND YET FOR SOME REASON ENDOMORPHIC PEOPLE KEEP DRAWING THE SHORT END OF THE SHITSTICK AND I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK THAT’S HARMFUL.

THERE ARE A LOT OF DOCTORS WHO ARE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT IT’S OKAY TO DISMISS THE HEALTH PROBLEMS OF SOMEONE WHO IS ENDOMORPHIC AS BEING ENTIRELY BECAUSE OF THEIR WEIGHT! AND DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY DO THAT? BECAUSE THEY’RE TAUGHT TO USE BMI AS A POINT OF REFERENCE. BMI, INCIDENTALLY, IS A GODAWFUL OVERSIMPLIFICATION AND IS NOT WORTH ANYONE’S FUCKING TIME.

THERE IS A MUCH BETTER AND SO MUCH FUCKING EASIER WAY TO MEASURE HOW HEALTHY YOU ARE. GODDAMN. FUCKING. EXERCISE.

CAN YOU GET UP AND RUN AROUND? HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET OUT OF BREATH? IF YOU’RE STRUGGLING WITH THESE THINGS THEN YOU SHOULD BE DOING MORE TO IMPROVE YOUR GENERAL FITNESS, BUT YOU SHOULD BE DOING IT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE ACTIVE AND HEALTHY, NOT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE THIN. IF YOU BURN OFF SOME FAT PUTTING ON MUSCLE? COOL. WHATEVER.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH FAT. THERE IS A SHITLOAD WRONG WITH PEOPLES ATTITUDES TOWARD FAT.

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K4RK4T M34NS W3LL BUT H3 M1SS3D SOM3 1MPORT4NT TH1NGS!

BUT TH4TS WHY YOU H4V3 M3 >:]

WH4T YOUR CRUSH S41D TO YOU 1N K1ND3RG4RT3N W4S V3RY CRU3L BUT YOU SHOULDNT H4V3 H4D TO D34L W1TH 1T FOR TH1S LONG

TH3 F1RST TH1NG 1M GO1NG TO S4Y 1S TH4T 1TS V3RY 1MPORT4NT TH4T YOU 34T 3NOUGH

WH3N YOU DONT YOU C4US3 4 LOT OF H4RM TO YOURS3LF 4ND YOUR HUM4N BODY W1LL CL1NG D3SP3R4T3LY TO WH4T FOOD YOU DO G3T B3C4US3 1T TH1NKS YOUR3 GO1NG THROUGH 4 P3R1OD OF F4M1N3

Y3S TH4TS R1GHT

1T STOR3S MOR3 OF WH4T YOU 34T 4S F4T B3C4US3 1T W4NTS TO K33P YOU 4L1V3 >:]

SOUNDS PR3TTY COOL 1 W1SH TROLLS BOD13S D1D TH4T

BUT 4LSO 1T SOUNDS L1K3 YOU H4V3 4 R34LLY R34LLY UNH34LTHY R3L4T1ONSH1P W1TH FOOD 4ND YOU N33D TO DO SOM3TH1NG 4BOUT 1T TO T4K3 C4R3 OF YOURS3LF

1T M1GHT DO YOU GOOD TO ST4RT S331NG ON3 OF YOUR HUM4N TH3R4P1STS R3GUL4RLY. TH3Y C4N H3LP YOU WORK ON YOUR BODY 1M4G3 COM3 UP W1TH STR4T3G13S TO M4K3 34T1NG F33L S4F3R 4ND OV3R4LL H3LP YOU TO R3COV3R

4SK1NG FOR H3LP 1S NOT 4 S1GN OF W34KN3SS 1T 1S 4 S1GN OF M4TUR1TY 4ND R3SPONS1B1L1TY.  1T 1S 4 ST3P TOW4RDS T4K1NG C4R3 OF YOURS3LF.  YOUD GO TO TH3 DOCTOR 1F YOU BROK3 YOUR L3G R1GHT >:?

1 4M NO M3D1TROLL BUT 1 4M W1LL1NG TO GU3SS TH3 W4Y YOU S33 YOURS3LF 1N TH3 M1RROR 1S V3RY D1FF3R3NT FROM TH3 W4Y YOU 4CTU4LLY LOOK.  34T1NG D1SORD3RS WH1CH TH1S SOUNDS LIKE 4R3 V1C1OUS 4ND C4N 4CTU4LLY CH4NG3 TH3 W4Y YOU P3RC13V3 YOURS3LF S33R OF M1ND OR NO

1N TH3 M33NT1M3 YOU M1GHT F1ND 1T H3LPFUL TO F1ND CLOTH1NG TH4T M4K3S YOU F33L B34UT1FUL 4ND POW3RFUL

1TS OUT TH3R3 1 SW34R. 1T C4N R34LLY H3LP.  DO YOU TH1NK 1 W34R MY C4P3 4ND N3OPHYT3 COSTUM3 JUST FOR FUNZIES >:?

K4RK4T W4S R1GHT S4Y1NG 1TS YOUR H34LTH TH4T M4TT3RS MOST BUT HOW YOU F33L 1N YOUR OWN BODY 1S V3RY 1MPORT4NT TOO 4ND TH4T W1LL T4K3 4 LOT OF T1M3 4ND H4RD WORK BUT YOU D3S3RVE 1T

GOOD LUCK! >:]

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1TS NOT L1K3 1 COULD…

N3V3RM1ND.

CC: And now I’m )(ungry… 38(

Hello!

Sorry I’ve been so inactive lately; I might move this blog to a sideblog to make it easier to switch back and forth.

Now that it’s summer, I’m going to try to pick this back up!

ON HIATUS

((I haven’t updated in a while, so I’m making it official… I’m really busy and have zero motivation to work on asks, despite the fact that I have a few in different stages of drawn.  I feel really bad doing this after being on askhisdisciple’s list of active askblogs, but I’ll hopefully be back soon.))

asking-karkat-vantas:

askjusticeandmercy:

asking-karkat-vantas:

askjusticeandmercy:

asking-karkat-vantas:

askjusticeandmercy:

WHY Y3S K4RK4T, 1T 1S 4 N3W BR4ND OF CH4LK!  1T 1S C4LL3D “NUBBY 4SSHOL3”

DO YOU W4NT M3 TO T3LL YOU WH4T COLOR 1T COM3S 1N? >:]

SURE TEREZI AND AFTER YOU TELL ME YOU CAN GO BACK UP YOUR MOTHER GRUB’S ASSHOLE.

WOW LOOKS L1K3 SOM3ON3 WOK3 UP ON TH3 WRONG S1D3 OF TH3 R3CUP3R4COON

YEAH SURE. IS THAT ALL YOU HAD TO BOTHER ME WITH OR DO YOU HAVE MORE SHIT TO SAY?

K4RK4T YOU KNOW M3

1 W1LL N3V3R STOP S4Y1NG SH1T

BUT 1F YOUR3 GO1NG TO B3 SUCH 4 GRUMP 1 H4V3 OTH3R TH1NGS TO DO

TH3R3 4R3 CR1M1N4LS TO B3 BROUGHT TO JUST1C3!

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4WW K4RK4T 1S TH4T FOR M3?

1T T4ST3S D3L3CT4BL3!

F1N3 YOU 4R3 FORG1V3N, BUT 1 R34LLY DO H4V3 TO GO!

<3

asking-karkat-vantas:

askjusticeandmercy:

asking-karkat-vantas:

askjusticeandmercy:

WHY Y3S K4RK4T, 1T 1S 4 N3W BR4ND OF CH4LK!  1T 1S C4LL3D “NUBBY 4SSHOL3”

DO YOU W4NT M3 TO T3LL YOU WH4T COLOR 1T COM3S 1N? >:]

SURE TEREZI AND AFTER YOU TELL ME YOU CAN GO BACK UP YOUR MOTHER GRUB’S ASSHOLE.

WOW LOOKS L1K3 SOM3ON3 WOK3 UP ON TH3 WRONG S1D3 OF TH3 R3CUP3R4COON

YEAH SURE. IS THAT ALL YOU HAD TO BOTHER ME WITH OR DO YOU HAVE MORE SHIT TO SAY?

K4RK4T YOU KNOW M3

1 W1LL N3V3R STOP S4Y1NG SH1T

BUT 1F YOUR3 GO1NG TO B3 SUCH 4 GRUMP 1 H4V3 OTH3R TH1NGS TO DO

TH3R3 4R3 CR1M1N4LS TO B3 BROUGHT TO JUST1C3!

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